i'm the guardian and sole caretaker of these woods - an armored knight of indescernible origin and protector of all the treasures and creatures hidden within the cover of these trees.

in real life, i'm a 21 year old college student. you can call me a, or whatever (polite) nickname strikes your fancy. i'm an aspiring comic artist and lover of all things nature and fantasy.

it's hard to write about myself in a way i feel makes sense. i had a list of fun facts here at some point, but as fun as they are, they don't actually tell you much about me - well, maybe that's okay. in reading this page, you're not really getting to know me, but getting to know a curated HTML document i put onto the web. you get to know what i want you to know, and then deduce the rest yourself. that's fun, right?

mildly pretentious drabbling aside, i consider myself an artist, even though that feels a little too serious for the kind of stuff i make. creating things is how i exist in this world - existence is too scary to rawdog it and i spend a lot more time in imagined worlds than in the real one. i love fantasy and i hope in my next life i get to live in a world where magic is real and i can be a cool wizard. i love art, artists, and anything created with passion and human skill, no matter what level. my unwavering love for humanity is rivaled only by my bitter misanthropy - how they exist in one head is a mystery to me, too. i really like pop culture from just a little bit before my time, and as a snack, i like to eat blue cheese all by itself.